Oh hey. Don't mind me, just sneaking back in after ALMOST A YEAR of not writing blog posts. How did you survive, I hear you ask? I missed you so much, I hear you wail! For the love of god, woman, have you finished your sexy novel?
Yes, yes. Please try to calm down a little bit, and all of your (my) very caring (imaginary) questions will be answered (probably).
Why no write? Short answer: I am a fickle woman and I got bored. Long answer: how long have you got?
But rest assured, when I finally got off that submarine, the president gave me a nice medal, the rescue dolphin was reunited with his wife, and I finally understood why breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Yeah, you missed me.
Anyway, I found this draft just now. From August or something. Enjoy!
The Panda is the next Abandoned Cross-stitch clutch at MiuAndUmi now. I had so much fun deconstructing this one, as it was large and professionally framed. I got a little medieval on it's ass.
And then it got a little medieval on mine. Luckily I am incredibly brave and managed to soldier on.
Few people understand the trauma of that day...